My Review: The Bacon I Had This Morning

Sunset Grill is not a place I would point to as the epitome of fine dining, but it can provide a good cheap breakfast and has a couple convenient locations, each of varying menu and quality. I went to one this morning and had pancakes, eggs and bacon.

The eggs were good, the pancakes were delicious. (which is generally a redundant statement, but I have had exceptions), but the bacon was AMAZING. Crisp, but not burnt, broke easily but each piece was incredibly delicious.

10/10 for the bacon.

The rest was good too.

My Review: Link Between Worlds

The Zelda series has always been odd when it comes to continuity; which is to say, when they started making the games there wasn't any continuity, and then they added in some continuity later, but it still contradicted some of the earlier stuff, so those took place on an alternate world and really the entire thing is confusing and convoluted.

Link Between Worlds is a sequel to Link To The Past, which contradicts the ending where the Master Sword slept forever, although arguably it might have slept through the whole being picked up and used to defeat Ganon another time. It's a sword, after all, and maybe if it woke up it could talk?

But the most important thing is, there weren't any Gorons. I don't know what the obsession with them has been in the other games, but they just don't do anything for me. Even when I have to fight them occasionally wearing really heavy boots that apparently don't weigh anything when they're in my backpack, which didn't happen in this game.

In conclusion, 10/10 would kill Ganon again.

My Review: a New Used New 3DS

It turns out that the 3D works by way of having alternate lines of pixels refracted into the viewers eyes and not, as I'd initially assumed, by dark magic or some sort of blood sacrifice. Although I did bump my hand hard enough that it bled today, so it could be that the blood sacrifice is part of it all along?

Anyways, it has at least three dimensions, and looks bigger on the inside, and we all know I'm a sucker for things that are bigger on the inside. 10/10

My Review: Neko Atsume

There is a popular genre of games that I've recently named Waiting Simulators; these are usually mobile games where the operative part of the game is waiting for something to happen; for your energy to recharge, for plants to grow, for Homer to finish building a bowling alley, et cetera, et cetera. In all of these games, you can spend actual real cash money to not have to wait, because the actual game is played by the developers and the game is called "will impatient people give us money?"

They totally will.

Especially for random packs of cards that might contain something useful but won't.

So I was not expecting much when I installed Neko Atsume, except I was expecting cats because I know that Neko means Cat in probably Japanese, and I assume Atsume means "waiting for". Because this is a game of putting out cat toys and waiting for cats to show up and then leave and hopefully leave presents. And you can take pictures of the cats and you can use the presents to buy MORE toys and ...

Cats!

Is this even really a game? I don't know, but sometimes Tubby the cat shows up and eats all the food I left out and leaves an extra-big gift. Which sounds like I'm talking about pooping, but actually I think it's sardines? Anyway, 10/10.