Friday, May 29, 2015

My Review: Burger Day

For no good reason, I was looking at a list of food days on wikipedia and, spoilers, I discovered that the US has like five days about burgers. Burger day, hamburger day, another burger day, cheeseburger day, ... they apparently love burgers, is where things were going there. Fortunately, while I am not American, I also love burgers. It's nice to have something in common with them. We'll have something to talk about at parties, and everyone knows the worst thing in the world is to have a party where no one has anything to talk about, and I can now be all "Hey, you're American. How do you feel about burgers?" and the party will be saved and I will undoubtedly be carried home in triumph on the shoulders of attractive people.

I also ate a burger yesterday, which was one of the burger days. The next one isn't for a week, so I'll have to wait before I have another. I might even try to follow the food days, unless I don't want to or forget.

So this review is kind of a twofer:

Burger Days: 10/10

The Burger I Ate: 10/10

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